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When i get home i will be doing that weekend patreon sketch stream i keep yammering about. So, between 4-5pm PST i should be starting a stream~ and I’ll have voice on for the first time in a while ;P ** if you are a patreon i owe a sketch to,
White people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like
capts-muthafucking-sidekick: cartnsncreal: I wonder, do gay people fantasize about going back in time or are they just like us where the present really is the best we’ve got? As a black gay man… the present is the best we’ve got.
There’s something genuinely unsettling about stuff like a/ge/pla/y and stuff like that, it’s like someone looked at the laws of their country and went “how much of a reprehensible human being can i be without getting arrested?”And there’s the
maceson: maceson: maceson: people are really saying that the guys from q eye are bad representation those are….real people……. “they’re all stereotypes” they’re people living their lives? shut up some people on here don’t know how
bearicorn:afronerdism:guerrillatech:Eugenics I just felt these tags were too important not to add @blacksasuke and then white people blame black people for being distrustful of doctors and medicine in general :^) love to see it
that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat: bertholdtbraun: bertholdtbraun: There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the
siberianhuskyandco: She thought about how it was so simple with animals. They gave their hearts without question or fear. They had no expectations. They were so easy to love. If people could only be like that, no one would ever be hurt, she thought.
darkfliercynthia: what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”
that awkward moment when South Korean television and Tumblr decides that Sherlock Holmes is a romantic drama…
they be like “eddie, show this new guy the ropes” and i be like “yeah, dont get caught on your phone, dont go to sleep, and dont get hurt” and then they proceed to do all three and i wish even harder that i was dead.
When a name makes you really tense but it’s everywhere what are you even supposed to do its not like you can ask them to not be called that
takanoboo: I feel like makishima would be the kind of guy that really small children are drawn to like they’re fascinated with his face and voice and want to pull his hair, but they make him so very nervous and uncomfortable
skittycatz replied to your post “THIS WEEK HAS KILLED ME”It’s been a really long time since I was excited for a show like this. Both SU and GF are just killing it, it’s incredible.I know right?!?
1dietcokeinacan:astro-memes88:scorpios / earth signs be like: i can’t tell anyone i felt slightly sad today,,,, that’s much too intimate,,, they don’t need to know me like thatYa tauruses may SAY that but then they walk around all day looking like
noshadeintheshadowofthecross:you ask an american if the chair they’re not using is free and they say something like my brother, for You it is on the house
I wonder if the Gems always had the ability communicate verbally or if it was something they developed over time. I kinda picture it like one minute they couldn’t talk and the next the could, just like that. If that’s the case I can’t
heeeey-buddy: matthewbarnumandbailycircus replied to your post “like i rly cannot see the gems like “alrighty Greg, ol’ buddy, ol’…” You’re dealing with a group of beings who have shown that they don’t have a full comprehension of all
tall = taller than me short = shorter than me That’s how I use these terms. I don’t really have an objective concept of sizes, its just all how things are in relation to me (or sometimes whatever the other point of reference is - e.g. this
I’m torn between the idea that Pearl would be scared of horror movies or the idea that she would be totally unable to even watch them because of how factually incorrect and nonsensical they are like “how could the monster jump out from that
spacedoutbeats: “When a gem is made it’s for a reason. They burst out of the ground already knowing what they’re supposed to be and that’s what they are…forever. But you, you’re supposed to change! You’re never the same, even moment to
They showed the Sonic movie trailer before Detective Pikachu and I hadn’t bothered to tell my mom, a Sonic fan from the Genesis days, that there was gonna be a Sonic movie because, well, you know, so I had to see her go from surprised excitement
Boy howdy, I do not like that one post that implies Pearl is attracted to Steg, who is a fusion that’s half Steven, who is basically her son. I feel like folks who made/reblog that just aren’t thinking about the implication, but they should
chidoree: if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m
prince-ichi: sad hersha to companion sad ren WHAT ARE THEY SAD ABOUT??
ceebun: sousuke be looking like the guy who wants to murder you with his glare but lets be real he’s the guy that when rin goes up to him and goes ” what u thinkin bout grumpy ?” he’d be like ” do you think dogs think in barks or do they think
the moment they mention the name of the goddamn show, it has to be something lame as hell like that.
followandreblog: ghdos: rope-an-ole-blue-norther: that-crazy-girl-from-wisconsin: tumblinwithhotties: I saw this posted on tumblr and was gonna reblog it…but all the ppl who posted it were kind of mommy blogs…don’t think they’d like to be
zwamboobs: I’ve seen people on tumblr and twitter be sarcastic like “the news will be like unarmed black man killed by the police spent 2 weeks in jail back in 1999” but I didn’t think I’d actually see something exactly like that mentioned
chellzaintshit: laybaby143: trublulotus: understand that telling women how they should dress or behave in order to be “respected” is EXACTLY LIKE white people trying to tell black people and other POC what is and is not offensive. you do not get
jiahpleasechill: white people need to stay off urban dictionary tryna tell people what AAVE terms mean because they always wrong as fuck and inaccurate as hell just like that the fuck do y'all even be talking about where do y'all even come up with any
skinoutqueen: mozartflairofpac: skinoutqueen: skinoutqueen: We’ve entered Gemini season y’all and I just want y’all to know that I stand by all my brethren and sistren who have a gemini in their lives. Be strong this season and don’t let their
cookie-waffle: california-bluebell: teathattast: SICKO MODE 👹 it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal Autobots could be out fighting Decepticons but instead they be doin’ this shit Alright one of these dudes
surprisebitch: milliardo: when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like i cant fucking breathe Showed this to my kid who 100% agreed “yea they be like that”
alittleworldofimagination: Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell
punkrockluna: i always love this part because it means that maleficent had to be like “haha ok i’m gonna cover her with my cape and when they go WHERE IS SHE i’ll be like BOOM TADA”
carriesfirstperiod: my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”
castieltheangelofthursgay: if i was a teacher i’d probably research my students online and find their blog and then if they were being dicks i could be like “yeah you’re gonna do that assignment on time and you’re gonna like it” and then just
mexicanheaux: i hate when your friends say something problematic and youre like??? i didnt raise you to be like that??
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
thatwhiteshameremu: Does anyone find the captions that daddy Doms be writing under porn Gifs sexy besides daddy Doms? Nah
goddesswithinyou: “We had a lot of trouble with western mental health workers who came here immediately after the genocide and we had to ask some of them to leave.They came and their practice did not involve being outside in the sun where you begin
theconcealedweapon:If you give ฤ to a homeless person, people will act like that’s a lot of money. They’ll act like you’re stupid. They’ll tell you that you should be worried about what the homeless person will spend it on, like
flaccidtrip: they be like “that’s why you single” and I’m like ok and
arrogantmistletoerag: Can we talk about how if Lily and James had survived they would totally be the hot parents of Harry’s year? Like, they’d go to pick him up from the platform and all of Harry’s mates would be like, That’s your mum? and Is
no, it’s more like people do little things or say they love me but it just doesn’t connect to my brain? like I think oh that’s nice but you’re just saying that which is obviously frustrating for both me and the other person.
watching old cartoons and like, i never noticed how inconsiderate dog was to cat in catdog, like yeah cat did mean things to him sometimes but dog would always be selfish and do things he liked even knowing that they were hurtful to cat im just, how
hotdominicanmom: johnniewaswolf: brinajay-27: lovemissangela: iamncgalactic: hotdominicanmom: Amazing White media be like Did they literally say a monster A monster?? 😂😂 It’s never that serious It’s GAWKER it’s sarcasm It is ALWAYS
inabluedr3am:Not to be like that but, if u do get scammed by a fake sugar daddy I feel like u kinda deserve it? they make it like PAINFULLY obvious they’re not legit idk man Same goes with the fake mistress’s.. like really..
The fuck person who sent me a picture of ACTUAL cracked knuckles like all bloody and shit It’s a figure of speech it does not give you the right to send shit like that what the fuck you’re really lucky that stuff like that dosen’t trigger me. What
There were some people who like, were getting MAD that Amethyst had the straight edge X’s on her hands in that last pic I did and Im like??? I copied it from some crewniverse art?? It was in a like Zine they did with all the storyboarders, I couldn’t
They would be like, that ONE couple that you see and just think ‘Damn they’re made for eachother’additionally have won the ‘best couple’ award during highschool for 4 consecutive years
jen-iii: Rebecca has such a good grasp of giving people things they never thought they needed like We could be like ‘Oooohhh, I would love it to be this!’ and she’s all like ‘Nonono, what you REALLY want is THIS’ and we’re like ‘Oh shit!!!
I love Team Magic because they can say that they’re just gonna be up in Webby’s room playing with stuffed animals or something and you’re like ‘aww’ but in actuality it’s like this:Webby: “WHERES THE MONEY, CAPTAIN CUDDLECAKES?? And don’t
spritesplode reblogged this from you and added: yeah thats why john was like “uh no nvm lets not talk about you being daves mom” yeahh I mean when they do that it makes me feel like they should act like their parents when they’re actually
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
Wow life ya’ be like that? Taking commissions again!
sienna’s ears were looking real good and fluffy and sculpted for a character that dies like 3 minutes after being revealed, so when are they gonna fix my girl blake’s ears so they dont look like she just cut some black construction paper into triangles
